On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don’t be ridiculous, we’re talking about an inflatable unicorn. He’s the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn’s a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn’s wife. Anyway, when he’s riding around on your shoulder don’t mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he’s usually pretty drunk.
Judy
Mann Co. Painting Set
Lil' Bitey
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Genuine MK 50
Genuine Doublecross-Comm
Max's Severed Head
Hypno-Eyes
Balloonihoodie
Haunted Sir Shootsalot
Genuine Balloonicorn
Haunted Executioner
Breadcrab
Genuine Scrap Pack
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Unusual Taunt: The Schadenfreude
Unusual Twisted Topper
Genuine Audio File
Earbuds
Strange Hawaiian Hangover
Genuine Professional Killstreak Ham Shank
Genuine Horace
Bread Box 