Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives…in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Judy
Professional Killstreak Fortified Compound
Unusual Lumbercap
Harlequin's Hooves
Bill's Hat
Co-Pilot
Killstreak Claidheamh Mòr
Haunted Bat Outta Hell
Strange Bread Heads
Burly Beast
Alpine Panic Attack (Factory New)
Taunt: Burstchester
Genuine Dashin' Hashshashin
Genuine Ham Shank
Unusual Taunt: The Victory Lap
Strange Macho Mann
Bread Heads
Strange Balloonicorpse
Mann Co. Painting Set
Lil' Bitey
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Genuine Hero's Tail
Max's Severed Head
Unusual Taunt: Burstchester Unusualifier
Genuine Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Strange Specialized Killstreak Australium Grenade Launcher
Strange Hawaiian Hangover
Haunted Executioner
Unusual Hong Kong Cone
Balloonihoodie
Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
Genuine Horace
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Genuine Professional Killstreak Ham Shank
Civil Servant Medi Gun (Factory New)
Unusual Killer Exclusive
Full Metal Helmet
Bread Box
Unusual Yule Hog
Unusual Modest Metal Pile of Scrap
Genuine Professional Killstreak Machina
Unusual Galvanized Gibus
Noise Maker - Vuvuzela
Summer Hat
Haunted Haunted Hat
Genuine MK 50
Unusual Nasty Norsemann
Dead'er Alive
Taunt: The High Five!
Aloha Apparel
Genuine Specialized Killstreak Nostromo Napalmer
Big Topper
Festive Wrangler
Unusual Woolen Warmer
Unusual King Cardbeard
Strange Festivized Professional Killstreak Quick-Fix
Deadly Dragon Stickybomb Launcher (Factory New)
The Herzensbrecher
The Hundkopf
Unusual Winter Woodsman
Genuine Scrap Pack
Lucky Cat Hat
Specialized Killstreak Festive Huntsman
Breadcrab
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder 