Why did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives…in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?!
Judy
Haunted Haunted Hat
Aloha Apparel
Co-Pilot
Haunted Maniac's Manacles
Alpine Panic Attack (Factory New)
Haunted Executioner
Haunted Ivan the Inedible
Hypno-Eyes
Killstreak Festive Scattergun
Elfin Enamel Rescue Ranger (Well-Worn)
Bread Heads
Genuine Huo-Long Heater
Full Metal Helmet
Ellis' Cap
Balloonihoodie
Breadcrab
The Li'l Dutchman
Genuine Buck Turner All-Stars
Genuine MK 50
Genuine Red-Tape Recorder
Combustible Cutie
Robin Walkers
Shadowman's Shade
Genuine Professional Killstreak Ham Shank
Earbuds 