This makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes.
Judy
Co-Pilot
Genuine Professional Killstreak Ham Shank
Ellis' Cap
Firebrand
Demoman's Fro
Cranial Cowl
Combustible Cutie
Unusual Yule Hog
Dead'er Alive
Skull Cracked War Paint (Minimal Wear)
Festive Flame Thrower
Plaid Potshotter Mk.II Shortstop (Factory New)
Crusader's Getup
Unusual Pugilist's Protector
Coldfront Carapace
Airborne Attire
Strange Killstreak Holiday Punch
Professional Killstreak Festive Gloves of Running Urgently 