On Equip: Visit Pyroland
Only visible in Pyroland
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don’t be ridiculous, we’re talking about an inflatable unicorn. He’s the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn’s a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn’s wife. Anyway, when he’s riding around on your shoulder don’t mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he’s usually pretty drunk.
Judy
Blizzard Britches
Coldfront Carapace
Burly Beast
El Duderino
Clubsy The Seal
Killstreak Bread Bite
Cop Caller
Charred Chainmail
Dynamite Abs 