Before Archimedes came into the Medic’s care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister’s wedding as the best day of his life. He’s been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since.
Judy
Cap'n Calamari
Bushman's Bristles
El Duderino
Demoman's Fro
Racc Mann
Specialized Killstreak Festive Rocket Launcher
Santarchimedes 